Just today, we had a citizen come into the emergency department with a tatoo that began as the one above. I can only assume that during a trip to prison an additional woman was drawn in so as to be giving oral pleasure to his armpit hair. The reason that he came in was also one of the best stories yet.
He was in his mid 40s and his wife had found out about his "baby momma" (his words not mine) and stabbed him in the scrotum and knee. So naturally when the man comes to in the ER he decides to phone not only his wife, his baby momma, and his girlfriend,(3 separate people) and tells them all to come to the ER. So, they all arrive, separately. Each one knows about the others and there procedes to be a cat fight of biblical proportions
Tattoos, such as the one above are taking over the world. They are not necessarily seen in high society but I fear one day they will. At what point in your life do you think this would be a good idea. The inginuity is remarkable. I mean who comes up with the idea. "You know my armit hair would double great as the crotch of a woman."
You just know everyone that gets this tat thinks that they came up with this brilliant idea. You do realize that oneday your grand children will see this and wonder why there is a silvery crotched picture of spread legs in your wrinkly ass armpit.
